Rules To Live By (Really more like guidelines)

Food Rules:
  • Grow as much food as we can at home
  • Buy everything else as close to home as possible
  • Cook like we're down home
Our recipies will NOT contain:
  • Cream of anything soup
  • Bottles of Italian dressing
  • Taco seasoning mix
  • Garlic in powder, salt, or bottled form
  • Crisco
Our recipies will frequently contain:
  • Butter, Cream, Bacon, and Garlic
  • Steak cooked medium-rare
  • Better flavor than you can get outside your own kitchen
Fashion Rules:
  • Stay edgy and fashionable while on a stringent budget
  • wear nothing that feels like wearing a plastic bag
  • wear nothing that looks like a sack
Housing Rules:
  • Don't pay for work that we can reasonably do ourselves
  • Make our living spaces more beautiful than we found them.